Month: August 2000

Pete SirMost say pizzaAaahchA tourist attraction in St. LouisCottonYou buy milk in itSeen YaLast year of schoolHollyAn excellent motorcycleBudded ConCorn on the cob with butterBaahnnieA famous purple dinosaurAhLetter between q and sLodgeOpposite of smallBah RumBar roomWicked BoahA not-so-interesting personSouthieSomeone from South BostonBah BahHe cuts your hairBub BluhWater fountainAwedOpposite of evenKhakisStart your car with themPita is…

A businessman walks into a bank in Boston and asks for the loan officer.  He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a…

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Boston Common when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down t the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.  A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the…

His baloney has a first name,It's "I – did – not – inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I – wasn't – getting – tail."He loves to sling it every day . . .,The White House people all just say . . .,That Billy Clinton has – a – wayOf mak – ing bullshit sound O…

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?The brunette is thrilled to get home early.…

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down.  Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him,"Oh, it's Sunday…

For high school and college graduates, here is a list of 11 things they did not learn in school.  In his book, Bill Gates talks about how feel-good, politically-correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.  You may…