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Doctor Seuss Goes To Florida

Reads like "Green eggs and Ham"Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the […]
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More, much needed info

Comprehending EngineersTake OneTwo engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a […]
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Grammar and the Queen's English

Here is something for the grammar-obsessed, and for those who, perhaps, should be grammar-obsessed:It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then […]
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Two new additions to the Periodic Table of Elements

Element Name: WOMANIUMSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there)Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: […]
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Frog needs a loan

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack, so he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to […]
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Very clever Political poetry

In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in verse. But The Great 2000 Election Controversy is so big that all-star poets have come out of retirement to quickly set the […]
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Proposed Bush Inaugural Address Poem

(to the tune of "What a Wonderful World" by Sam Cooke)Don't know much about historyDon't know much foreign policyDon't remember how I got through schoolI'm sure I didn't break the rulesBut what's it matter 'cause […]