Humor
Darwin Awards 2000
Hard to believe, but another year has passed… (For those who don't know it, the Darwin Awards are awarded every year to the person(s) who died in the stupidest way, thereby removing themselves from the […]
Month: November 2000
Humor
New Florida State Mottoes
10. "Florida: We're… um… We'll Get Back to You on Our Slogan as Soon as Possible"9. "Florida: It's Not the Size of the State That Matters, It's How You Use It."8. "Florida: No Comprende Numeros"7. […]
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No Crèche in the Nation's Capitol
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This was not for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men […]
Humor
Notice of Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America,In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your […]
Humor
Office math
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his female secretary for some mathematical help."If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he […]
Humor
A day at Home Depot…
This picture is real – not doctored in anyway – and was taken last week in Waldorf, MD by a transportation supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber yards.When he saw […]
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Thanksgiving
Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this Thanksgiving. I'm telling you in advance, so don't act surprised. Since Ms. Stewart won't be coming, I've made a few small changes:Our sidewalk will not be […]