New Florida State Mottoes

10. "Florida: We're… um… We'll Get Back to You on Our Slogan as Soon as Possible"

9. "Florida: It's Not the Size of the State That Matters, It's How You Use It."

8. "Florida: No Comprende Numeros"

7. "Florida: WE'RE NUMBER ONE!… Wait, Recount"

6. "Florida: This is What You Get for Taking Elien Away From Us"

5. "Florida: We're Sorry for All the Stupid Old People."

4. "Florida: What comes after 17,311?"

3. "Florida: We Don't Just Cheat in Football"

2. "Florida: We put the 'gator' in 'Election-Tampering Investigator.'"

1. "Florida: Don't Poll Us, We'll Pole You"

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