Dr Wingnut

Year: 2000

  • Getting the Most Out of Your Local FBI

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    The phone rang at FBI headquarters. "Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report my neighbor Thibodeaux! He's hiding marijuana in his firewood.""This will be noted."Next day, the FBI goons came over to Thibodeaux's house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept, broke every piece of wood, found no…

  • Time management

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    One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and to drive home a point, used an illustration those students will never forget.As he stood in front of the group of high powered over achievers he said, "Okay, time for a quiz." He pulled out a one gallon, wide…

  • Bridge to Hawaii

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    A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah."This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes…

  • Rose

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    Red roses were herfavorites, her name was also Rose. And every year her husband sent them,tied with pretty bows. The year he died, the roses were delivered to herdoor. The card said, "Be my Valentine", like all the years before. Eachyear he sent her roses, and the note would always say, "I love you evenmore…

  • Redneck jokes

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    Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?She can't touch it till she's fourteen.What's the most popular pickup line in Alabama?Nice tooth!Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.…

  • Becoming A Real Man

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    That's right, in just six trimesters, you too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.YearTrimesterCourseDescriptionFirstAutumnMEN 101Combating StupidityMEN 102You, Too, Can Do HouseworkMEN 103PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth ShutMEN 104We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for ChristmasWinterMEN 110Wonderful Laundry…

  • The Three Corporate Lessons:

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    Lesson Number One:A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a…