Becoming A Real Man

That's right, in just six trimesters, you too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FirstAutumnMEN 101Combating Stupidity
MEN 102You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
WinterMEN 110Wonderful Laundry techniques
MEN 111Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am.
MEN 112Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001AWhat’s Hers is Hers
SpringMEN 120How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001CWhat Was Yours is Hers
SecondAutumnSEX 101You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake,Take a Shower
SEX 103How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See Electives Below.)
WinterMEN 210The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212You, Too, Can Be a designated driver
MEN 213Honest, You Don't Look like Tom Cruise
MEN 230AHer Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
SpringMEN 220Omitting %*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary.
MEN 222Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay.
MEN 230BHer Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important too
Electives:EAT 101Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231Mothers-in-law
MEN 232Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001CCheaper to Keep Her
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