Month: February 2001

A Texas lawyer and a New York lawyer were sitting together on a plane. The Texas lawyer was trying to impress the New Yorker with the size of his ranch. He said "Let me put it this way. If I get in my car when the sun comes up, and I drive all day long,…

Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain:When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do — you forward jokes.When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.When you have something to…

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.So the…