Bigshot Lawyers

A Texas lawyer and a New York lawyer were sitting together on a plane. The Texas lawyer was trying to impress the New Yorker with the size of his ranch. He said "Let me put it this way. If I get in my car when the sun comes up, and I drive all day long, by the time the sun goes down, I will still be on my ranch property!"

The New Yorker responded "Yeah, I had a car like that once."

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