Month: April 2001

You answer the door before people knock.Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.You ski uphill.You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.You lick your coffeepot clean.Your eyes stay […]

Bob was stopped by a game warden in Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing.The game warden asked Bob, "Do you have a license to catch those […]

If the following is something that has already made the Internet "rounds," I have never seen it before. The person who sent it to me asserts that it is genuine, but even if it is […]

This riddle MUST be done in your head and NOT using pen and paper. Try it…it's weird!Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. And Now add 30. Plus another 1000. Now […]

So God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said, "He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman."He […]

Atlanta, Ga.Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that "foot-and-mouth" disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has […]