Day: April 25, 2001
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You know you're drinking too much coffee when…
You answer the door before people knock.Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.You ski uphill.You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.You lick your coffeepot clean.Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.You chew on other people's fingernails.Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."You can type 60…