Day: October 16, 2001

Osama Bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush."I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," says bin Laden."What was on these banners?" asks Mr. Bush."LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the terrorist."I'm so glad that you called," says President Bush,…

A friend of mine sent me this delicious suggestion for how to obtain justice once we get our hands on Bin Ladin:What to do with Osama bin Laden?Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.Therefore, I suggest we do neither.Let the Special…