Osama Bin Laden phoned President George W. Bush.
"I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," says bin Laden.
"What was on these banners?" asks Mr. Bush.
"LONG LIVE OSAMA!" answered the terrorist.
"I'm so glad that you called," says President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Afghanistan and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions with swimming pools full of men and women; and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."
"What did the banner say?" asks Osama.
"I don't know," answers President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
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