Month: October 2001

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Fairness to Dan Quayle

10/09/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Fairness to Dan Quayle
I have been guilty of telling a now-infamous story about a statement Dan Quayle supposedly made following a trip to Latin America, and it appears that this story was not true. However, it appears that […]
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Proper Grammatorical Habits:

10/08/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Proper Grammatorical Habits:
Mr. Language Person takes a hammer to grammarWelcome to another episode of "Ask Mister Language Person," the column written by the language expert who recently won the World Wrestling Federation Grammar Smackdown when he kneed […]
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ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION – FDA WARNINGS…

10/04/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION – FDA WARNINGS…
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what […]
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Flying on September 11

10/02/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Flying on September 11
We were about 5 hours out of Frankfurt flying over the North Atlantic and I was in my crew rest seat taking my scheduled rest break. All of a sudden the curtains parted violently and […]
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Words of Inspiration:

10/02/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Words of Inspiration:
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in high school was my blood alcohol content.Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?I live in my […]
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BUZZWORDS for 2001…

10/02/2001 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on BUZZWORDS for 2001…
BLAMESTORMING:Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.CUBE FARM:An office filled with cubicles.PRAIRIE DOGGING:When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, […]