Day: November 21, 2001

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."Upon her recovery, she…

This is a bit bloodthirsty, but in view of 9/11, I think it is justified:Twas the night before Payback and all through the LandThey're running like rabbits in AfghanistanOsama's been praying, he's down on his KneesHe's hoping that Allah will hear all his Pleas.He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and ShatterBut all…