Year: 2002
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Who is better at using the computer
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoingargument about who was better at using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said,"Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does…
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The Moon:
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among the rocks. The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people: "What are…
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How did we survive?
Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have. As children we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.Our baby cribs were painted with bright colored lead based…
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Update on Who's On First
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.HU'S ON FIRSTBy James Sherman(We take you now to the Oval Office.)GeorgeCondi! Nice to see you. What's happening?CondiSir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.GeorgeGreat. Lay it on me. CondiHu is the new leader of…
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Anger Management
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know…..I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found…
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Today… I wish you a day of ordinary miracles
A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself.An unexpected phone call from an old friend.Green stoplights on your way to work or shop.I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in…The fastest line at the grocery store.A good sing along song on the radio.Your keys right where you look.I wish…
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What does it say on your shirt?
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?""It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"He yelled back, "Minnesota Vikings."(And they say blondes are dumb!!!)via eMail, Mon, 18 Nov 2002 18:56:19…