Year: 2002
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General Knowledge
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)The human…
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A Tribute
The time stood still on 9/11the lines were long that day in heavenOur lives and hearts were torn apartToo soon to leave, too young to part It came upon the wings of steelthe terror we once thought unrealFrom twisted minds came evil's furythey made their plans as judge and jury They thought us weak, with…
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Maybe a winner?
As you know, there is a certain group, caste, or religion in India where the women have a red spot on their forehead. You have probably wondered what this is for.The answer is very simple. when they get married their husband gets to scratch it off to see if he has won a convenience store,…
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Important Notice:
The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our community.Since Muslim extremists cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on this coming Sunday afternoon…
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Getting cosmic eating seeds
Hi friend,I just thought I'd let you know that I'm getting along O.K. these days what with all the help I am getting from my various enrichment seminars and the higher plane mental affirmations that I have learned to implement.But I was having an out-of-body experience yesterday and almost astral-traveled away, so I grounded myself…
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Help The Needy
Hundreds of Major League Baseball players in our very own nation are living at, just below, or in most cases far above the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming strike situation.…
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REJECTION LINE
You've probably heard of it already, but if you haven't the REJECTION LINE is taking the country by storm!It's completely free. Simply give out any of the following numbers to get rid of an annoying person you might have just met, or to people who you simply don't want to talk to anymore!And here they…