Humor
Blindman in a bar
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells tothe bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a […]
Month: March 2003
Humor
Brain Transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said […]
Humor
Attention Shoppers!
All Wal-Mart and K-Mart stores in Iraq will be closing on or before March 15th. After that, they will all become…Targets.from my Mother, via eMail, Tue, 22 Mar 2003 15:41:00 -0500
Humor
Trouble in bed
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says […]
General
Farmer Fleming
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped […]
General
Illegal's Poem
I cross ocean,poor and broke,Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat megood in there,Say I need tosee welfare. Welfare say,"You come no more,We send cashright to your door." Welfare checks,they make you wealthy,Medicaid it […]
Humor
My barber, Steve
I’m supposed to walk one-quarter mile two times a day. (I actually do, once and a while)Last week I walked down to the center of town to get my stroll in and thought I would […]