Blindman in a bar

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells tothe bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!

Thebar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, thewoman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think itis just fair – giving that you are blind – that you should know fivethings:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
  2. The bouncer isa blonde girl.
  3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with ablack belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde andis a professional weightlifter, and
  5. The lady to your right is ablonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about itseriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind manthinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah… Not ifI'm gonna have to explain it five times."