Day: March 27, 2003

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells tothe bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!Thebar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, thewoman next to him says, "Before you tell…

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.  “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.“The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. …