Day: February 19, 2004

  • Things to say when you get stressed

    A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.Ambivalent?  Well, yes and no.Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?Back off!  You’re standing in my aura.Chaos, panic and disorder…my work here is done.Do I look like a people person?Do they ever shut up on your planet?Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.Don’t worry.  I…