Month: June 2004

An elderly lady phoned her telephone service to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called — and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned […]

Just released: THE REPUBLICAN PLATFORM FOR 2004 Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is to […]

Not quite sure what the hook is for now that the hat is not hanging on the store rack.via email from Martha Clark, Wed, 2 Jun 2004 20:58:04 -0400

A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry.  He decides to give them a test.  He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do […]

via email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 3 Jun 2004 19:43:27 -0500

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a PASSWORD, something he will use to log […]