Dr Wingnut

Month: July 2004

  • Circular defectiveness

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    I am leaving to go find myself.  If I show up while I am gone, please ask me to stay until I return.Anonymous

  • Strength

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    For the strength of the pack is the wolf, and the strength of the wolf is the pack.Rudyard Kipling

  • Lonely

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    Better be alone than in bad company.Thomas FullerExcept when you’re alone, you’re always with yourself; and that could be a dangerous situation.  Sort of like being in a bad neighborhood.  Don’t go in alone.

  • Woody is probably rolling in his grave

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    As the 2004 Presidential campaign heats up, all the liberal wieners and right-wing nut-jobs come out of the woodwork wanting to be the president.  Take as look at this flash movie for a lovely comparison of the candidates.Thanks to Nat Forbes all the way in Singapore for alerting us to this link at www.jibjab.com.

  • Remember The Original Hollywood Squares?

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    Peter Marshall asking the questions.Q. Do female frogs croak?A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.Q. True or False, a pea can last as long…

  • How old is Grandma?

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    One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.  The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.The Grandma replied, “Well, let me think a minute, I was born, before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees…

  • Rumor too close to phone home

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    BOINC’d by Aliens: Reader Greg A. warns that users running the SETI@home screen saver may be vulnerable to alien invasions. The SETI project, which uses the spare clock-cycles of 4.7 million machines to search the heavens for intelligent life, recently switched to a client based on the Berkeley Open Infrastructure for Network Computing (or BOINC…