Month: July 2004

This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, “If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!” The word got around and nobody called him that any more.Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and…

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.  Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”The woman looked puzzled. “Why talk to me?” she asked.“Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out…

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack’s liquor store.  One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh, Jack, give me a pint o’ the brandy.”“Sister Mary Katherine,” exclaimed Jack, “I could never do that!  I have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!”“Oh Jack,” she responded,…

I voted Republican this year.  The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.Monica Lewinskyvia email from Bob Rosen, Fri, 18 Jun 2004 22:14:06 -0500

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.  The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says; “Well, I guess we finally answered that question.”via email from Bob Rosen, Sun, 27 Jun 2004…

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters.  The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while, the lights would turn off.  Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.  However, when the revelers saw the nun, the…

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, STORMY night, when you pass a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.An old friend who once saved your life.The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.Which one…