A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
The woman looked puzzled. “Why talk to me?” she asked.
“Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere “
via email from Bob Rosen, Sun, 27 Jun 2004 00:08:35 -0500