Insanity

I always confuse NRA & NPR.  Totally different tote bags.Sometimes when I’m really lonely I talk to myself, but I call myself “you guys.”There’s no way my heart can handle what’s in an email labeled […]

In addition to using, “for sexual favors” in the memo field of all your checks try: “For smuggling diamonds”, “Bribe payoff”, “Drug purchase”, etc.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a […]

Save the whales.  Collect the whole setA day without sunshine is like, night.On the other hand, you have different fingers.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.42.7 percent of all statistics are made […]

At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.Insist that your e mail address be “Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.”In the memo field of all your checks, […]

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.)Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.  Always wear them one day after your boss does.  (This is especially effective if your […]