Dr Wingnut

Month: July 2004

  • Union House

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    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you might expect, decided to check out the local brothels.When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls…

  • Speaking of Faith

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    There was a very good edition of the NPR program Speaking of Faith on Recovery with author Susan Cheever.  You can listen to the June 3, 2004 program on Spirituality and Recovery.

  • Welfare Story

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    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi.  You know, I just hate drawing welfare.  I’d really rather have a job.”The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent.  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a…

  • If condoms had sponsors

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    If condoms had sponsors, you might find them packaged like these:Sad!  Very, very sad…THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX!  And you’re on the computer! via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 6 Jul 2004 00:17:59 -0500

  • Recovery Prayer

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    Today and every day, I pray to be ever mindful that recovery is the most important thing in my life, without exception.  I may believe my job, or my home life, or one of many other things, comes first.  But if I don’t stay with the Program, chances are I won’t have a job, a…

  • Jay Bird

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    Some day when the doctor grows up, he’ll have a real job like his brother, Jay Bird, Fire Chief of Hampton Falls, NH.  Don’t you like his paper dolly?

  • Acronym

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    BOHICABend over, here it comes again.Especially when you are dealing with your auto insurace provider after your car is totaled by a hit and run driver with no insurance.