If condoms had sponsors, you might find them packaged like these:
Sad! Very, very sad…
THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And you’re on the computer!
via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 6 Jul 2004 00:17:59 -0500
BMW: “The ultimate driving machine.”
Burger King: “Flame Broiled”
Lays: “Bet you can’t eat just one”
Pepsi: “The taste of a new generation”
Avis: “We try harder.”
Bush/Cheney’04: “Screwing you every which way but loose”
VW: “Drivers wanted.”
FedEx: “When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.”
Forbes: “Capitalist tool.”
Maxwell House: “Good to the last drop.”
How about BAD condom tag lines:
“You deserve a break today”
“Thick enough for a fork – but use a spoon: you’ll want to get every drop”
“A little dab’ll do ya.”
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
“Got milk?”
“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.”
“Where’s the beef?”