Dr Wingnut

Day: November 3, 2004

  • Bush wins?  Amazing

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    Never underestimate the collective stupidity of the American people.  Just pray that nothing happens to Dubya in the next four years so we don’t get the evil puppet master as the 44th President.

  • Something to offend everyone

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    What is a Yankee?  The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?  The position of the dirt bag.Why is divorce so expensive?  Because it’s worth it.What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?  One US leader.What do you see when the Pillsbury…

  • Diplomacy

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    Diplomacy is the art of saying, ‘Nice doggie!’ till you can find a rock.Wynn Catlin