Day: December 2, 2004
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Bless me father
An old gent moved into a retirement community where good-looking, eligible men are at a premium.After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said, “Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last week I had my way with seven different women.” The priest said, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into…
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Women over Thirty
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.If a woman over 30 doesn’t want to…
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Employees
In looking for people to hire, you look for three qualities: integrity, intelligence, and energy. And if they don’t have the first, the other two will kill you. If you hire somebody without the first, you really want them to be dumb and lazy.Warren Buffett