Bless me father

An old gent moved into a retirement community where good-looking, eligible men are at a premium.

After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said, “Bless me father, for I have sinned.  Last week I had my way with seven different women.”

The priest said, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.”

“Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?”

“No,” replied the priest, “but it’ll wipe that grin off your face.”

via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 16 Nov 2004 03:19:40 -0600