Dr Wingnut

Year: 2004

  • Interesting questions

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    Do you walk to school, or carry your lunch? Is your favorite pen a Parker, or do you use green ink? Is it faster by bus, or to New York City? Do you go out, or at night? Is it hotter in the summer, or in the country? Would you rather, or go fishing? Is…

  • Maturity

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    Maturity of mind is the capacity to endure uncertainty.John Finley

  • Grace

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    The winds of grace are blowing all the time.  You have only to raise your sail.Sri Ramakrishna

  • Bar None

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    Does anyone know why Hershey Foods stopped making the Bar None candy bar?  It was really great and I was jonesin’ for one today; I don’t know why.

  • Freedom

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    When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power.  He is free again.Alexander Solzhenitsyn

  • Bush wins?  Amazing

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    Never underestimate the collective stupidity of the American people.  Just pray that nothing happens to Dubya in the next four years so we don’t get the evil puppet master as the 44th President.

  • Something to offend everyone

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    What is a Yankee?  The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?  The position of the dirt bag.Why is divorce so expensive?  Because it’s worth it.What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?  One US leader.What do you see when the Pillsbury…