Year: 2004
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Friend
A friend is a person who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you’ve forgotten the words.UnknownI saw this on a sign today when I went to the gift shop in my building for my usual, “Case of the Mondays” lunch of Tab, Tuna fish salad sandwich and…
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Trust
Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.Booker T. Washington
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First date
This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays. This was on the “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno.Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale…
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Three ill men
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain Smoker, and one was a Homosexual.The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, “If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die.”The men left the doctor’s office,…
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Trouble
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.Bertrand Russell
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Your Electric Service
Dear Electric Customer:Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the power, you need the power. So…
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Self-deceit
Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true.Demosthenes