Dear Electric Customer:
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the power, you need the power. So sad, too bad.
We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response to your anger.
Have a nice day and keep those checks coming!
Sincerely,
Your Local Power Company