Year: 2004

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own.  He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Beck’s.After a while, he finds himself in a very…

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.  The poor little guy starts crying. Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,” says…

Doctor Bloomfield, who was known for miraculous cures for arthritis, had a waiting room full of people when a little old lady, completely bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane.  When her turn came, she went into the doctor’s office, and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with her…

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.  As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway.  His wonder is cut short by Bob the homeowner coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.“Wow Bob, looks like you guys had…

Sometimes…when you cry…no one sees your tears.Sometimes…when you are in pain…no one sees your hurt.Sometimes…when you are worried…no one sees your stress.Sometimes…when you are happy…no one sees your smile.But FART! just ONE time… And everybody knows!Gotcha!  And you thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!  Didn’t you!via email from Duane McD,…

Fifteen things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parent is taking their own sweet time:Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in people’s carts while they aren’t looking.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.Walk up…