Dr Wingnut

Year: 2004

  • And now for something completely different…

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    Not a man with three buttocks; but Miss Chernobyl 2004via email from Eric Diedrich, Wed, 16 Jun 2004 15:32:42 -0500

  • Crackpots

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    A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.Mark Twain

  • Dizzy

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    As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.Mel Brooks

  • Desparate

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    A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub…  She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.  She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.  As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.“Are you the manager?”  she asked, softly stroking his face with both…

  • How many light bubs?

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    How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb? The Answer is SEVEN: one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced, one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new…

  • Wisdom

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    Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.Alfred Lord Tennyson

  • Fix the phone

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    An elderly lady phoned her telephone service to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called — and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang.  The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile…