Dr Wingnut

Year: 2004

  • Success

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    If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work.  Y is play.  Z is keep your mouth shut.Albert Einstein

  • Time Warp

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    Today I upgraded the site to WordPress version 1.0.1 with some custom modifications that took all day yesterday to test.  If you notice anything wierd, please let me know.

  • A woman who reads

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    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.  The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn.  The wife likes to read.  One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.  Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the…

  • Country Wisdom

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    Don’t name a pig you plan to eat.Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.A bumble bee is faster than…

  • Leadership

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    Leadership is getting someone to do what they don’t want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve.Tom Landry

  • Knowledge

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    When you know a thing, to hold that you know it, and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it: this is knowledge.Confucius

  • I have a dream

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    Because the outcry would have been too great, IBM decided to use Mohammed Ali as the new spokesperson for Linux, instead of Dr. Martin Luther King.  Dr. King would have been a better choice; but unfortunately he is dead and can’t be a mouthpiece for Big Blue.  I thought that the single airing of the…