Day: January 1, 2005

Get that abortion you’ve always wanted. Drink a nice clean glass of water. Cash your Social Security check. See a doctor of your own choosing. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild. Visit Syria, […]

Number OneI am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.  Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.  I quickly reassured […]

Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 19)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.  You lie a great deal.  You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid.  Everyone thinks you are […]

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.Secret…Guys feel left […]