Dr Wingnut

Day: June 29, 2005

  • Bush declares “Win” in “Drug War”

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    Washington, DC — President George Bush announced today that the US Government has won the “Drug War” and henceforth all resources devoted to preventing America’s children from killing themselves with drugs will now be devoted to killing them in Iraq while they defend us against “terrorists”.He concluded his press conference with, “We won the Cold…

  • Deeds

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    Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.George Eliot

  • OK, I don’t get it.

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    Jill and I went to the Twins game yesterday (They beat the Royals 8-11, yea!), and on the way home we decide to stop at the Dairy Queen for a little treat.We order from one girl, and then because I’m looking, I notice that this other girl has something printed on her arse.  She’s moving…