Jill and I went to the Twins game yesterday (They beat the Royals 8-11, yea!), and on the way home we decide to stop at the Dairy Queen for a little treat.
We order from one girl, and then because I’m looking, I notice that this other girl has something printed on her arse. She’s moving around behind the counter and I don’t want to appear to obvious, I am with my wife after all, so I try to make out what it says. I finally get a good look, and it says, “NICE BUNT” with one word on each cheek.
Well, it’s a known fact that men like to look at women’s asses, so don’t give me any of that, “You bad, bad, naughty boy, how could you” crap; especially since Jill was drooling about the nice butts on the boys on the ballfield during the game. But teenage girls don’t seem to know this, because they buy these amazing clothing items that have words printed on the butt, like we’re not looking there anyway, and need additional encouragement to focus our eyes there.
I think about it for a while and guess that it must be softball related, because they were kind of like sweatpants, then I remembered this Monty Python skit about this guy who couldn’t say the letter ‘C’ and always said the letter ‘B’ instead. Someone convinces the guy to use the letter ‘K’ instead of the letter ‘B’ and he goes about his business saying all kinds of words that have the letter ‘C’ in them properly instead of mispronouncing them with a ‘B’. The skit ends with him calling the guy who told him about using ‘K’ a, “Stupid Bunt.” And, that’s all I could think of the girl with “NICE BUNT” printed on her ass.