Dr Wingnut

Month: July 2005

  • Happy 50th Birthday Walt

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    Disneyland opened today in 1955.

  • Violence

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    Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.Isaac Asimov

  • Violence

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    Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.Francis Jeffrey

  • Communication

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    The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it.Edward R. Murrow

  • Men are like

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    …Coffee.The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.…Cement.After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.…Chocolate Bars.Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.…Blenders.You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.…Coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.…Copiers.You need them for…

  • Action

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    Strong reasons make strong actions.William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

  • Chocolate

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    Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.  Bean = vegetable.  Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets.  Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.  Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.  To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy.  So, candy bars are a health food.  Chocolate-covered…