Day: September 8, 2005

If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are Paranoid, we know who you are.  Stay on the line so we can trace your call.If you are Delusional, press 7, and your call will…