Day: November 2, 2005

  • Bad News

    Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.Douglas Adams

  • The Inheritance

    Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.  So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.“Right now, I’m just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but within a…