Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So he went to a singles bar and he searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
“Right now, I’m just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but within a month or two, my father will pass and I’ll inherit over 20 million dollars.”
The woman went home with Robert.
Four days later she became his stepmother.
Moral: Men will never learn.
via email from Kat Majors, Sun, 30 Oct 2005 22:42:44 -0800