Month: March 2006

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We’re getting old…

03/22/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on We’re getting old…
The other day (specifically, on March 14th), I heard that one of the famous people born on March 14th was actor Michael Caine, and that he was…73.  I figured that had to be wrong, so […]
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Touché

03/21/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Touché
After a heated argument on some trivial matter, Nancy [Astor] shouted, “If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!”  Whereupon Winston [Churchill] answered, “And if I were your husband I would […]
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Texas Barbecue Season is Coming!

03/21/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Texas Barbecue Season is Coming!
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season.  Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as […]
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Spring

03/20/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Spring
Welcome to Spring, the Vernal Equinox is at 12:26 +0600 today; although you couldn’t tell it by looking out the window in Saint Paul, as there is still six inches of snow on the ground, […]
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Genius

03/20/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Genius
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius.  A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.Joe Theismann
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Guess I had better start on my taxes

03/19/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Guess I had better start on my taxes
Ralph arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by his attorney.Going over his records, the IRS official said, “Well, sir, it appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported employment […]