Dr Wingnut

Month: August 2006

  • This morning

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    Woke up this morning after having a bad dream; just pissed.My wife, son, and mother had been storing toilet paper in the tank of the toilet.  There was wet soggy tissue everywhere… It was cloging up the holes around the rim.  No one seemed to think that it was a problem, but it was a…

  • Decay

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    Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly.Francis Bacon

  • Senior Smiles

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    I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.  I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.  I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.  But, by the time I got my leotards…

  • Argument

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    In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.Publilius Syrus

  • Kid’s Logic

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    My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.  He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “62.”He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded…

  • Sad but true…

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    Guide to understanding a net addict’s daySlow day: didn’t have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet.Anonymous

  • Flight to Houston

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    A blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.  She then tells the blond that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m…