Woke up this morning after having a bad dream; just pissed.
My wife, son, and mother had been storing toilet paper in the tank of the toilet. There was wet soggy tissue everywhere… It was cloging up the holes around the rim. No one seemed to think that it was a problem, but it was a real mess. I couldn’t figure out why there were all these little chunks of paper in the water. They couldn’t seem to get it through their thick skulls how wrong the whole thing was. Thankfully it was just a dream.
I really need to — gotta — get a job…