General
This morning
Woke up this morning after having a bad dream; just pissed.My wife, son, and mother had been storing toilet paper in the tank of the toilet. There was wet soggy tissue everywhere… It was cloging […]
Month: August 2006
Quotations
Decay
Things alter for the worse spontaneously, if they be not altered for the better designedly.Francis Bacon
Humor
Senior Smiles
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I […]
Quotations
Argument
In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.Publilius Syrus
Humor
Kid’s Logic
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “62.”He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you […]
Computer
Sad but true…
Guide to understanding a net addict’s daySlow day: didn’t have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of […]
Humor
Flight to Houston
A blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blond that […]