Dr Wingnut

Day: September 5, 2006

  • Hope

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    For he who has health has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.Owen Arthur

  • Only in New England

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    TemperatureWhat others doWhat New Englander’s do+60New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.People in New England plant gardens.+50Californians shiver uncontrollably.People in New England sunbathe.+40Italian cars won’t start.People in New England drive with the windows down.+32Distilled water freezes.Moosehead Lake’s water gets thicker.+20Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.People in New England throw on a…