Dr Wingnut

Day: September 30, 2006

  • Helping to feed the poor

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    The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast; the chicken was ‘involved,’ the pig was ‘committed.’Unknown

  • Inspectors in Iraq

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    Have you noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq?  They’re all men!  How in the name of the United Nations does anyone expect men to find Saddam’s stash?  For crying out loud!  Men can’t find the dirty clothes hamper.  Men can’t find the jar of jelly until it falls out…