Month: September 2006

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Quotations

Brains

09/27/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Brains
I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.Woodrow Wilson
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Quotations

Nonsense

09/26/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Nonsense
I like nonsense—it wakes up the brain cells.  Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.  It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope…and that enables you to laugh at […]
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Humor

Compassion

09/26/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Compassion
As I walked down the busy sidewalk, knowing I was late for an important interview, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days.  The poor […]
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Humor

Laugh if you can

09/25/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Laugh if you can
When I was younger I hated going to weddings.  It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs, cackle, and tell me, […]
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Computer

Software

09/24/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Software
It’s hardware that makes a machine fast.  It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.Craig BruceSoftware Engineering might be science; but that’s not what I do.  I’m a hacker, not an engineer.Jamie ZawinskiSoftware development is […]
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Humor

My son, the veterinarian…

09/24/2006 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on My son, the veterinarian…
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000.00.  It happened again the next week and the week after that.  Deciding […]